The Richmond Times-Dispatch ran one of Scott Ott's satirical pieces, in full, as an editorial on Saturday. They're right, Scott's made-up quotations do sound an awful lot like what NEA spokescritters are prone to saying.
I scooped this over on The Last Page at 10:29.
Before Drudge.
Before CNN.
Before WaPo.
Before NYT.
Booyeah!